5.10 All Quiet on Bob's Front
Bob is dead.
Bob and Dave have learnt that Hell is planning to mount a large assault on Heaven's trenches in Purgatory tomorrow.
Bob realised it was now the next day.
Bob and Dave learnt yesterday that Hell was planning to mount a large assault on Heaven's trenches today.
Bob and Dave had informed their senior officers.
Bob and Dave were now standing at the wall of the trench.
Bob and Dave were stood there with every other member of Heaven's army.
Bob felt quite nervous.
Bob realised he could see Hell's troops on the horizon, slowly marching towards them.
Bob felt even nervouser.
Bob spent the next few minutes pondering the undoubted non-existence of the word "nervouser".
Bob finished... and noticed that Hell's troops were now much closer!
Bob felt nervouser than ever.
Bob heard some yells from elsewhere in the trenches.
Bob then heard the huge guns of Heaven begin to fire.
Bob saw shells scream overhead and explode into Hell's front line.