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Bob - 110: In Animal Mountain

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1.10 Bob in Animal Mountain</u>

Bob is dead.
Bob is currently in purgatory.
Bob is, more specifically, in The Wilderness.
Bob is, more specifically still, at the foot of Animal Mountain.
Bob is about to complete his quest.
Bob is quite excited.
Bob is substantially ahead of Dave on the path up Animal Mountain.
Bob thought this was quite nice.
Bob wasn't used to being ahead of anyone at anything.
Bob was asked to slow down.
Bob kept on going.
Bob thought this was a bit malicious.
Bob stopped.
Bob waited for Dave to catch up.
Bob got bored.
Bob got bored easily.
Bob thought this was to be expected of teenagers, even dead ones.
Bob got a slap when Dave reached him.
Bob didn't think this was necessary.
Bob told Dave as much.
Bob got another one.
Bob decided it might be best to stay quiet.
Bob and Dave continued up Animal Mountain.
Bob eventually reached the top.
Bob wondered where Dave had got to.
Bob saw Dave had fallen behind again.
Bob shrugged.
Bob turned around and saw a tunnel leading into the Mountain.
Bob was joined by Dave.
Bob suggested they entered the tunnel.
Bob's suggestion was agreed to.
Bob and Dave slowly moved into the darkness.
Bob thought it was very dark.
Bob lit a match.
Bob realised that it made sod all difference and put it out.
Bob and Dave eventually emerged into a big cavern.
Bob realised that the Mountain was actually completely hollow.
Bob looked around.
Bob saw animals everywhere, of every different type.
Bob wondered aloud if every different type was here.
Bob was quite firmly told that he wasn’t going to be checking if Dave had anything to do with it.
Bob didn't mind too much.
Bob's question was finally answered.
Bob smiled.
Bob turned around and left the Mountain.
Bob's friend Dave asked him, "what next?"
Bob replied that he thought it was time he went back to heaven...
Finally!

Yes, I know it's been a very long time coming -- nearly three months, to be precise, and that's a quarter of a year! :| Yikes! How time flies, eh? But, at last, the final part of Bob 'season' one is here. Will he succeed in his quest? Will his questions be answered? Find out in the 47 lines below!

As for more Bob... well, he has been well-loved by many people here, not least of them myself (though no most either, methinks -- that honour would definitely seem to go to Coolo); so will he return? I always planned doing at least three 'seasons' of Bob (because I have ideas for that many :D), so hopefully Bob II will be turning up before you know it!

Until then... join Bob and Dave on Animal Mountain!
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cheese-club's avatar
the club worships bobs great quest ...:+fav: