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Bob - 203: Even Newer Quest

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2.3 Bob's Even Newer Quest</u>

Bob is dead.
Bob has just discovered the Wise Man is missing.
Bob has resolved to find him.
Bob wondered why series always recapped the last episode.
Bob dismissed this thought.
Bob resolved never to break the fourth wall again.
Bob thought this resolve would probably be forgotten.
Bob headed out to inform Dave of his new quest.
Bob didn't see Dave outside.
Bob remembered his short little friend had gone to get lunch.
Bob wondered where lunch could be found in this town.
Bob realised he knew nothing of the place he was in.
Bob decided he best start looking.
Bob wandered.
Bob realised finding Dave was another new quest.
Bob thought he should stop starting new ones.
Bob looked around the town in purgatory.
Bob thought it was remarkably like Earth.
Bob wondered if he'd thought this before.
Bob couldn't remember.
Bob thought it anyway.
Bob tried to think where he would find Dave.
Bob remembered Dave was going to get lunch.
Bob pondered where lunch might be found.
Bob tried to think like a short teleporting demon.
Bob found this quite hard.
Bob just looked around instead.
Bob's eyes alighted on a small restaurant.
Bob thought Dave might have gone there for lunch.
Bob approached the small restaurant.
Bob saw a sign on the door.
Bob read the sign.
Bob saw it said, "humans only."
Bob thought, "Dave is a demon."
Bob concluded Dave couldn’t be in this restaurant.
Bob felt a tug on his leg.
Bob looked down.
Bob saw Dave, munching on a roll.
Bob said hello in a pleasant fashion.
Bob smiled at the equally pleasant response.
Bob liked Dave.
Bob remembered why he'd been searching for Dave.
Bob informed his friend of the Wise Man's disappearance.
Bob told Dave of his quest to find the Wise Man.
Bob was glad Dave agreed to join him.
Bob was curiosified to find Dave knew some people who might be able to help.
Bob didn’t think "curiosified" was actually a word...
Bob II rolls on.

This episode was written in June -- the only one I managed to write between the first two in February and the rest in August. Hopefully it doesn't jar badly because of it.

Part four will be appearing on Thursday 9th September.
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Dolphinryder's avatar
On this one, I like the fact that Bob seems to realize he's being written about in episodes. He ponders the reason why the previous one is always recapped.