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Bob - 306: Good, Bad, and Bob

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3.6 The Good, the Bad and the Bob</u>

Bob is dead.
Bob is in a prison in hell.
Bob was searching for his friend Dave.
Bob has found him, in the same cell in prison.
Bob thought this was a big coincidence.
Bob's friend Dave agreed.
Bob was asked what exactly he was doing there.
Bob said he was a victim of Az's car ban.
Bob learnt that Dave was also a victim of the ban.
Bob was asked what he'd been doing in hell in the first place.
Bob told Dave that he had come to find him.
Bob was asked why.
Bob said he'd been lonely without Dave.
Bob got sarcastically awww'd.
Bob smiled.
Bob thought Dave was good.
Bob was glad he was reunited with Dave.
Bob said as much.
Bob's small demonic friend pointed out that they were stuck in a prison cell.
Bob pointed out that at least they were together.
Bob watched Dave try not to throw up.
Bob asked Dave if he wanted to escape.
Bob's friend said, "duh!"
Bob took this to mean, "yes!"
Bob pondered how they might escape.
Bob spotted a guard sitting near to the cell.
Bob thought he looked bad.
Bob asked the bad guard if he would let them out.
Bob was laughed at.
Bob was congratulated on his great escape attempt by Dave.
Bob said thanks.
Bob learnt that Dave hadn't meant it seriously.
Bob was upset.
Bob saw Dave staring at something thoughtfully.
Bob looked too.
Bob saw that the guard had left the keys in the door to the cell.
Bob thought this was a very stupid thing to do.
Bob reached through the bars for the keys.
Bob twisted them and heard the lock click.
Bob pushed the door open.
Bob and Dave were free!
Bob was told to stop by the bad guard.
Bob stopped.
Bob was told to run by Dave.
Bob ran.
Bob was followed by Dave.
Bob and Dave were followed by the guard...
Bob III rolls on!

Dave's back! Oh yes indeed. So the search may be over in principle, but do Bob and Dave really want to spend their time in prison? Well, read on...

The inspiration for the title here should be blatantly obvious to all (though dA's stupid character limit on submission titles won't help you guess it much! Good thing I have shiny shiny 'cover' art and the title in the piece, isn't it?) Whether it helps you with the connection between all the titles or not, I don't know...

Please comment! All feedback is heartily encouraged!

Part Seven will appear on Wednesday 14th September.
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tripleeight's avatar
cool, I like this ep best so far I think.

bob's escape attempt would be very funny in film :)

maybe firefly-esque, even. :P