Bob - 410: Bob the Destroyer

4.10 Bob the Destroyer</u>

Bob is dead.
Bob is a ghost.
Bob is a Lord.
Bob has had quite a time on Earth!
Bob is now about to return to Heaven, however.
Bob executed the final stage of his complex plan.
Bob's plan was so complex that he still won't be explaining it.
Bob will never explain the plan so don't go getting your hopes up.
Bob, as already stated, executed the final stage of his plan.
Bob appeared outside the gates of Heaven.
Bob cheered.
Bob saw St Peter.
Bob saw St Peter see him.
Bob thought St Peter looked shocked.
Bob said a cheery hello to St Peter.
Bob wondered why St Peter was screaming.
Bob watched St Peter faint.
Bob shrugged.
Bob tried to walk into Heaven.
Bob waited for the gates to open.
Bob got the distinct impression that they weren't going to.
Bob gave them a shove.
Bob was surprised that this worked.
Bob smiled.
Bob waltzed back into Heaven.
Bob heard huge thumping footsteps.
Bob stopped dancing.
Bob saw God.
Bob thought God looked cross.
Bob was sad.
Bob was told he'd been sent to Earth for a reason.
Bob explained that he'd missed Heaven.
Bob was told that, all things considered, this wasn't reason enough.
Bob pointed out that he couldn't consider all things because he didn't know all things.
Bob watched God think this over.
Bob was told he had a point.
Bob smiled.
Bob was told that he still shouldn't be smiling.
Bob asked why not.
Bob was told that there were reasons he'd been banished from Heaven.
Bob asked what these reasons were.
Bob was told he asked too many questions.
Bob asked how many questions were an appropriate number to ask.
Bob watched God roll his eyes.
Bob listened as God explained everything.
Bob boiled it all down to this:
Bob's return to Heaven meant war between Heaven and Hell...